I'm glad you laughed! My pleasure totally!
I had to log out and come back. I am a bit freaked out about this forum honestly. So much so I haven't done any work in about 3 hours now; my shift is over in about 45 minutes.
I have been wondering what is my major malfunction since I was about 12 years old and now I am 31 and see it is in fact, NOT, a malfunction. Just a rarity. *shrugs*
OMGosh I really want to spill my guts but I have to restrain myself because I have to go grocery shop and chase my kids around then get ready for my mother's night out where I go out and dance totally alone to thumping house music and in between, have a glass of Merlot or 2. I'm really antsy now, with this discovery. I need to get out of here.
*literally whistling*