[NSFW] What's the most meme-worthy moments in all history?


I am Willem the Silent, although that is a nickname
If you mess with my people, I'll break in through your kitchen window
And fuck your mother, sniff powder, take her on vacation
Catholic or Protestant, bow down to my tolerance

Mental molestation of intolerant loungers
Spices are so hot, I have to masturbate with oven gloves
Swearing with diseases is my tradition, you tuberculosishead
I bake them browner than a Zulu with shoe polish on

¡Hola Spanjolen !, I am not done with you yet
If I smell paella one more time I will enforce your ass
I drown your galleon, now we're rid of that scum
If you love Jesus so much, why don't you suck his cross
(Have mercy on my soul)

I'm the iconic-oclasm, cut your throat, it's an honor
Your harvest will fail, I camouflage myself like a mealworm
Like an Egyptian plague, preach out in the field,
Gigantic collar, reform from Prague to The Hague

See the Spaniards shaking, but not because it's colder
Piss your pants, stay nice and warm cause Willem is the stadholder
Dare to dance the flamenco and I'll fuck your flamingo
Larger balls than Lingo, beating you harder than Ringo

The Spanish Empire, powerful? Don't make me laugh bitch
Anyone can handle Indians if you give them the smallpox
Your soldiers are such cowards, I call them the pussycorps
You own: two monasteries and one Aztec hut village

Philip the second, no idea how recognize you
Economy consists of agriculture, animal husbandry and inbreeding
Jews are not forbidden here, welcome Huguenots
Come in as Nigel de Jong, your legs straight

Hey Alva, bull fucker, you've lost your glasses
Can you hear me or do I have to drill holes in your ears
Bring your mother, sister and daughter, I conquer their hearts
Am I in Civilization? Then you better restart

Hey, what's going on here?

I am Balthasar Gerards, nobody is spared my resentment
I've come for you Willem, Philip has declared you an outlaw
I have a loaded gun, you have a prize on your head
I'll punish you for your betrayal of the Roman faith

(Auw)

Oh, excuse me, I'm trying to speak here
But a frog-licking fagot is trying to interrupt me
Dogs like you I put to sleep, just like PETA does
I have four women, you're a virgin beta cuck

You have such a dull head, I am dying of boredom
I will 'rip' you in peace, enjoy your division!
Nails under your nails, hot poker in your ass
What was that? I can't hear you with your balls in your mouth

Bullet holes in the wall, Duytchen blood on the wall,
Just a normal day for the Father of the Fatherland
If you want me to die, I look twice as alive
Mow down all my haters like it's 1572

My beat is so fresh, normies call it a tulip bulb
Do you get it? 'Beet as in tuber', I thought it was funny (lol)
I will enforce, you'll jerk off on Pornhub
Less blood flow to your head than Egmond and Horne

Effective as Ebola, you fight against windmills
Final result 5-1, and that penalty was stolen
My raps are ready-made, that's why I declare
I see nothing but a finely dressed barbarian

I bury you like in Pompeii, save a bone for pompey
Screw the girl with the pearl, without clothes but with clogs
We have a new position, the deed of Abjuration
Delftblue stroopwafels as my new paving

Your lion looks foolish (wow), I tamed him myself (wow)
My memes are so moist, people call me a Shamwow
For people and country, better show some respect
Top kek, connoisseur, Silent Willem checking out
 
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Here's a few I always remember from the First Crusade.

The People's Crusade was fucking nuts generally (for instance, they carried out 'the first Holocaust' of Jews in Europe on the way to the damn Crusade), but on one occasion a dispute over the price of a pair of shoes outside the city of Zemun led to a riot, which lead to an assault on the city and the deaths of four thousand Hungarians. I dunno if he bought the shoes.

There was also the time where word got around that a particular goose had become possessed by the holy spirit, and a 'crusade' gathered to follow it around Europe. They didn't get very far.

EDIT: Oh, here:
http://themedievalworld.blogspot.com/2010/05/goose-who-led-crusade-well-sort-of.html


I also liked the mad priest who, upon running out of arrows to fire at the Greeks, resorted to pelting them with biscuits instead.
 
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Here's a few I always remember from the First Crusade.

The People's Crusade was fucking nuts generally (for instance, they carried out 'the first Holocaust' of Jews in Europe on the way to the damn Crusade), but on one occasion a dispute over the price of a pair of shoes outside the city of Zemun led to a riot, which lead to an assault on the city and the deaths of four thousand Hungarians. I dunno if he bought the shoes.

There was also the time where word got around that a particular goose had become possessed by the holy spirit, and a 'crusade' gathered to follow it around Europe. They didn't get very far.


I also liked the mad priest who, upon running out of arrows to fire at the Greeks, resorted to pelting them with biscuits instead.
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Medieval poets used to draw giant monster snails doing battle against knights and men-at-arms.

Turns out, everyone hated the Lombards because they were slimy and tricky people, so they began roasting them by giving them slugsonas.
 
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