Who is the most cleanest MBTI type?

[noisebloom]

INTP - precise and orderly in what they do, but surprised to see how stuff around them keeps piling up and how their systems keep failing.

 

[Deleted member 16771]

You think so? I think it's the results of a defense mechanism - mapping out people's tolerance levels for my seemingly universally unacceptable messiness.

Lol, yeah I thought it was spot-on, especially the ENFP and ESFJ.


Messy girls are hot for some reason btw.

Maybe it's 'freak energy'.

 

[noisebloom]

Messy girls are hot for some reason btw.

 

[Deleted member 16771]

Hey. Hey.

That's a purely factual statement.


Neurotically clean girls are also hot - there's a lot of pent up energy they carry around which can be enjoyed by dick-having folks.

 

[Infjente]

I'm confused. Do you not agree? Or is that the face of an INTP facing his mess?

 

[Infjente]

Messy girls are hot for some reason btw.

Maybe it's 'freak energy'.

Neurotically clean girls are also hot - there's a lot of pent up energy they carry around which can be enjoyed by dick-having folks.

I think what you mean to say, is that girls are hot because you are a boy?

 

[Deleted member 16771]

I think what you mean to say, is that girls are hot because you are a boy?

What I 'mean' to say is entirely subtextual, but otherwise you're right, lol.

 

[doppy]

Messy girls are hot for some reason btw.

Would you date a woman who threw their used and dirty q-tips on the carpet floor?

 

[Infjente]

Would you date a woman who threw their used and dirty q-tips on the carpet floor?

Yes, but he wouldn't marry her.

 

[Deleted member 16771]

Yes, but he wouldn't marry her.

Yeah, 'cos she'd be reformed by then.

You can train a sexy bitch to be tidy, but you can't make a tidy girl sexy.

 

[Infjente]

Yeah, 'cos she'd be reformed by then.

You can train a sexy bitch to be tidy, but you can't make a tidy girl sexy.

You should marry a bitch then. Bet she'll be best in show.

 

[Deleted member 16771]

You should marry a bitch then. Bet she'll be best in show.

Poor choice of comeback, Scuba-Dog.

 

[noisebloom]

I'm confused. Do you not agree? Or is that the face of an INTP facing his mess?

My systems have never failed, lol

 

[Infjente]

Poor choice of comeback, Scuba-Dog.

I'm defeated. Good boy.

 

[Deleted member 16771]

I'm defeated. Good boy.

Oh wow, I didn't think you'd roll over so easy.

 

[Infjente]

Oh wow, I didn't think you'd roll over so easy.

Wanna see me play dead?

 

[The_Mysterious_Stranger]

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the cleanest of them all?

 

[Vict]

Enlightening thread.

I've come to hate cleaning. So little time on this planet and we're expected to waste much of it in service of keeping up appearances.

 

[Sorn]

"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk?"

I don't like it, like today, when my boss jumps around like a scared chicken and says everything has to be cleaned up just because we have visitors in the lab. Afterwards it looks like nobody is working at our place because there are no tools left standing around.
My directories in the PC are neatly structured. While my desk is very chaotic.
In order to work creatively I need chaos around me. While I like to have cleanliness in rooms that I use together with other people.
I also can't say that it is easier to find things again when you have order. In my disorder I usually know where to look.
It is actually a very ambivalent thing with me about order.
People often say that lazy people are more orderly simply because they are too lazy to search.

 

[Yollie]

ISTJ would stereotypically be the cleanest MBTI type. I would think that XSXJs, particularly ISXJs, would be stereotyped as neat freaks.