Who's your forum dream date ;D . . .

Korg said:
I'm more interested in who wants to be my drunken, shamefully bad, unprotected one night stand. Any takers?
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I was game until I read "unprotected".
 
Korg, aka man beast, I was holding you to high standards than I found out your number on a bathroom wall. And to think I was going to go on a picnic date and butterfly catch with you..
 
thats actually my number on that wall. i wrote korgs name because maybe someone will go on a date and than i can roofie them and kill them and everyone would think it would be korg because korg is just... like that.
 
Res said:
@walks into thread . . . runs out screaming* :m077:
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I'm right behind you sister girlfriend!!!! Wait for me!!!
 
Room sitting around talking.

Two girls enter, stare, run out yelling

Room: What just happend?

Room: Shrugs, drama queens.
 
donkeybals said:
Room sitting around talking.

Two girls enter, stare, run out yelling

Room: What just happend?

Room: Shrugs, drama queens.
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You better rephrase that last line to Ladies.
 
I'm married. I try to keep it classy.
 
Korg said:
Let's play a game.

I'm going to list eight people on the forum and five activities I can imagine doing. See if you can correctly match the activity with the person. There may be trick questions involved aside from the three folk who have no activity associated with them - not that I don't like them or can't imagine a date, just that I can't make this too easy. And they'll be good sports.

@Peppermint
@ontheroadtohope
@aeon
@DevilDoll
@Serenity
@Phoenix Down
@slant
@Sonyab






1) Have an extensive discussion on bioethics, abiogenesis and the social implications of genetic modification over diner and wine. Then have desert and talk about faith and the limits of human knowledge.



2) Find a moog modular and map ADSR envelopes to sample and hold circuits being fed with slightly detuned square waves. Record the output, sequence it and make a hit single.



3) Scour the internet for pictures of badass women, talk about MBTI and Jungian psychology, probably get into an argument and refuse to back down, make up and then sit there in comfortable silence observing other people, dissecting them methodically in our respective brains and then watching a David Lynch movie at the end of the night.



4) I envision this person in high heels, a sheer black thong, a choker that has my name on it and a tiara with cat's ears. She'll crawl over to me on her hands and knees and I'll put my hand around her throat so I can feel her purr. Maybe have her lick milk out the palm of my hand before I lick the sweat off her spine.



5) Trip to eastern europe with the follow stops on our itinerary: Sofia, Bucharest, Kiev, Warsaw, Prague, Bratislava and Zagreb. Eat lots of cuisine, listen to polka, make love in the snow, soak in the overcast, cold weather.
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Considering I wasn't here, I'm going with none of these apply to me. My Te does wonder--why a tiara with cat ears??? :)
 
What the hell is it with geeks and cat ears?

Also, I wouldn't date any of you. I may or may not be lying.
 
Jill Hives said:
What the hell is it with geeks and cat ears?
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As with most N-type sexuality, there is a lot of eroticism in anything that symbolises ideas and beliefs that are true to us. Cats are sexy, graceful, svelte, intelligent, feminine, submissive (to a few), independent otherwise...
 
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