Would you kill a puppy for $1000000?

Lady Jolanda said:
Interesting question.

Well, I have already killed a puppy once. Surely retroactive kills count? Can I have my money?

It was an accident, I was like 6 years old, a puppy bit my leg, I panicked, kicked it as hard as I could, it flew head first into a concrete wall, and had to be put down.
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Looks like Saru owes you a mil.
 
Icedream said:
It's not about how many puppies you kill, it's about how you kill them
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No. It's about the million dollars and how you'll never actually get it no matter how creative you are in your puppy killing endeavors.
 
Maybe I just need a "better" network. This is a networking question. Hmm.
 
Majesty said:
A cute adorable and nice little puppy.

You could kill it and get $1000000.

You could only use that money for yourself (or friends and stuff). What I mean is that you can't kill the puppy and give all the money to a foundation to save puppies or something. You could only buy yourself a iPod and go with your friends in a trip, ect.

Would you?
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Without hesitation.
And do you think it's right to do?
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Probably.
 
We should contact the Cards Against Humanity people and see if they are down with holding PETA hostage.

Everyone donates to CAH to murder a puppy and they start a bidding war between PETA and donors. If donors win the bid they murder the puppy and it's PETA's fault unless they win. Then CAH donates the money to help euthanasia clinics, regardless of the winner. They can just continue doing this to PETA even if they refuse to participate. Constant bad PR for PETA and maybe people will pay attention to the fact that animals are pretty casually murdered all the time instead of burying their heads in the fucking sand like they do with everything always. CAH can argue that they are also helping an establishment that's already in place and actually does help end needless suffering of animals. They could even send out photos of animals they helped.
 
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