On our forum, beloved and dear
To us all is the wonderful Ria.
When she left we were sad,
Now she's back we are glad,
and rejoice that she did reappear.
there once was an elf named Chris
whose playfulness was hard to miss
but if one needed help
to the one they call Elf
could they go for a hug and a kiss
There's a lovable member called May
who launches dozens of threads every day
she's not a vindictive roaster
except in killing the laster poster
because that thread is is just imaginative play.