Ick, as much as I loathe having things in common with you, Hellblazer is like one of my favorite comics like ever. I'm a sucker for lovable cold-blooded bastards both in real life and in comic form. Hence my devotion to Lucifer (the comic). I'm pretty much Vertigo's bitch though. I'm wicked behind on Fables though. I'm wicked behind on a lot of things. I should totally just give up comics actually. *considers*
Whatever, I hate you anyway. I will never ever be able to play the Wind Waker anymore after all the depraved places my mind has gone in writing your story. ::sigh:: The Legend of Zelda was the first game I've ever played. I'm so sorry Link, Just close your eyes and think of Hyrule. I'm almost done.
And I'm only looking out for you. If I proved my words, you'll just fall madly in love with me. And that won't do. It'll just lead to heartbreak and chafing.