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Thank you and likewise.

jetsons? Why, you either come in a chevy tahoe or YOU DONT COME AT ALL.

WHAT WAS THE BEST SENTENCE EVER.

BTW HURRICANE IRENE IS SUPPOSED TO HIT MY APARTMENT TOMORROW AND IM LIKE

IF LIFE IS A BITCH, AND THIS HURRICANE IS MY LIFE, SO THIS HURRICANE IS MY BITCH, AND SHE IS WET, WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY. I MEAN C'MON, I UNDERSTAND THAT GIRLS GET WET WHEN EXCITED, BUT EVERYONE HATES HER. LIKE, I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE THE ONE GIRL AT SCHOOL EVERYONE HATES AND SHE LOVES IT. THEN SHE GOES AND CRIES ABOUT IT ON THE WAY HOME. THE RAIN IS HER CRYING. THE WIND IS GENERATED FROM HER FAT ARMS AS THEY FLY THROUGH THE AIR AS SHE RUNS HOME CRYING AND THE EVACUATIONS THAT ARE HAPPENING IS BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES A NEGATIVE NANCY. OR, IN THIS CASE, AN IRATE IRENE.


and,


that's all i have to say on the matter.

i think mainly as a teenager i read anne rice, robert jordan, robyn hobb, dean koontz, and things like that.

why didn't you steal something worthwhile? loser. i haven't read white oleander but it sounds good. did you ever read inferno, i haven't read it yet but i own a translation of it along with 100 other books i haven't read yet. i became hooked on reading when i was 9 and read some ursula le guin books but with the exception of tolkien and wuthering heights i don't think i started reading serious literature with any regularity until later years of school either. although i did insatiably read disgusting amounts of trashy young adult fiction during those years.

i have become such a slow reader these days. i used to read so much faster. i really need to make more time for it.

well when i was in highschool i stole your brother's knickers. what kind of things did you read in school?

of course. i am a very sensitive individual. but i don't expect you to understand that since you aren't infj.

that's very impressive but i don't need you right now. you can fold yourself up in the cupboard and go on standby until i call you.

thanks.

silence, bot.

i'm really annoyed because i conceived a plot to trick you into posting my 666th visitor message but when i looked i realised i have already passed 666 and you will pay for this.

dunno
guurl is from norway

Ruh Roh, what we have here is a "failure to communicate" LOL

thank you, that's because i like the devil.

no shut up you are.

yours is awesome too!

A nice monster.

lemme go compliment some member pictures

Yes please!