Detective Conan

aww, i'm sorry. i hope it gets worked out soon. HUNT DOWN THOSE RESPONSIBLE AND SLASH THEIR TIRES! lol

Feeling any better yet? *hugs*

Haha, no I agree...those people usually do end up catching something worse while wasting their time and money to see the doc for pointless antibiotics. It's so amusing. Now, if you end up with a fever, that's a different story.

Probably a virus, not much you can do but wait it out and let it run its course. I always get a laugh when people spend money to needlessly go to the doctor for a cold or some other virus and then call us a few days later because the antibiotics they demanded we give them aren't working...well no fucking shit, genius.

Beat it into submission. That's what I do...i mean hell, I'm an overweight, introverted single parent who's probably about 2 steps away from being dragged away by men in white coats, so i don't have much else going for me. lol

That's annoying! I hate that when I lose my voice and can't yell at my kids properly. I think their one goal in life is to take what sanity I have left and do a mexican hat dance on it and then probably piss on it. Gotta love them though.

Hehe, me thinks we're going to get along just fine. This cold weather is making me crabby and I'm half tempted to duct tape my kids to the wall so they'll quit arguing but some asshole probably decided that was considered child abuse so I'm running out of ideas.

Oh, not to worry, I can imagine far worse, I'm just somewhat out of practice....and I don't want to scare away potential net friends. Most people just don't quite understand or appreciate my twisted mindset, which is quite unfortunate because I do rather enjoy it.

Haha, probably...but I would only do it for pure selfish amusement...and because they probably pissed me off at some point. Maybe. Or perhaps just because I feel like being a bitch.

Yeah, I long for the day when I can tell a few people to fuck off and die...or at least poke them with needles while pretending I can't find a vein. Ahh, a girl can dream...lol

Now there's an idea! Charge people to let me yell at them...I'll remember that for use as supplemental pension income. I figure by then I'll deserve to do so since right now I get paid for others to yell at me.

Dang...that swan is more elusive than I thought. I think he's been hanging out with a bad crowd...just sayin.

Yeah, I heard about it a little bit...If there were any good storms here, I totally slept through them all. What a bore. Now might be a good time for a tornado to rip through here, after the fire, it's not like there's a whole lot left to ruin. It wasn't really that bad, but it sounded good.

And there's nothing wrong with standing on the street corner yelling at people, but I think there's something missing....like throwing raw meat at them while you're yelling at them. At least, that's what I plan to do when I go senile...all while wearing nothing but a house coat and a cake on my head. Meat is kind of expensive though, so I might have to substitute a rubber chicken for the meat. Decisions, decisions...

Well, maybe it would help if you didn't stand on the street corner yelling at people like a senile old man. hehe...Yeah, I hear ya though, I've felt like crap the last couple of days, probably due to the smoke inhalation or something. Kind of like that feeling after a night of hard partying and smoking 2 packs of cigarettes in a 5 hour span...but minus the drunken fun.

What up, my east side (of the state) homie?

lol, no...your rep. I don't even know your face...and anyway, you know ilu

you so funny....

oh you did, huh? lol

I know! I have some family who live over there. My cousin just graduated from U of I and we're all avid Hawkeye fans. I actually live in the great metropolis of Vincent which is about 12 miles northeast of Fort Dodge, but I grew up in Des Moines.

OMG, no way! What part of Iowa are you from? I'm in the sucktastic land of Fort Dodge.