I ain't using it...that's for you to figure out.
You're the one who wants to do all that horrible thinking stuff.
Besides, I would never sell someone else's product...boring!
Old Spice, huh? Not too interested in sales.
But I'll let you, if you want. Here's a tip, gratis:
Old Spice anagramed is Coed Lips...use that in your ad.
1. Make 'em believe that's what they'll get if they wear it.
2, ???
3. PROFIT!