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• Shai Gar

• Aug 13, 2009

Hours of fun.

I superglued two australian $2 coins together, and I'm going to superglue them to the ground in the shopping centre just outside my mates shop. It'll be a blast.

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 13, 2009

Oh come on. That joke was old in year 8. 1996.

My girlfriend texted me to say she was going to watch Titanic, Tissues in hand.
I texted back, "I'm going to watch Hannah Montanna, Tissues in hand."

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 13, 2009

What do you get when you cross a 6year old and a negligee?

An erection.

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 13, 2009

with "Hah, I lied, I'm actually from Cairns. I'm coming for a visit."?

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 13, 2009

embarrassed?

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 13, 2009

http://www.sickipedia.org/profile/ShaiGar
Could you please vote up my jokes?

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 12, 2009

I think I finally understand the idea about "no sex, i've a headache"... I've got one right now and it takes away all thoughts of sex.

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  gloomy-optimist

• Aug 11, 2009

I'm going to dinner right now, but I should be able to IM in a few hours

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 11, 2009

*waits patiently for nom tiem*

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 11, 2009

is nom tiem?

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 9, 2009

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 9, 2009

skype?

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 8, 2009

skype sexytiem?

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  Rudy

• Aug 6, 2009

Thanks for your earlier input into my type quandary.

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  HolySmoke

• Aug 6, 2009

Hope you are well. Getting ready for school or are you done? How is your summer?Mine is so incredibly busy it is making me spin. Kids are keeping me on my toes and are loving life.

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  bamf

• Aug 5, 2009

I'm really enjoying your input on the religion thread (especially about the 'delusional', it's what I was trying to get at earlier)

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 3, 2009

skype nibbles?

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 3, 2009

I've got an hour now if you want...

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 3, 2009

skype noms?

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• Shai Gar

• Aug 2, 2009

I'm also curious, because I want to steal you away for some comic work.