gloomy-optimist

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found it!

hey hows it going, I see your online, I forgot how to start a thread? which toolbar is it under?

skypey skype time.

How do you fit 5 dead babies in a bucket?

With a blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.

How do you know you're in Britain?

The customers can't tell the difference.

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Thank you!! I am very excited!

om nom, how was school?

Busy here too! I have done three art shows, finished my book, started a few other books,and now Im moving. We bought a house finally! I cant wait for the challenge of getting my book published!

Thanks!!! Its good to be around again!! How goes it?

I'm gonna sit in chat, care to join (I know it's late).

The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so

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I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how CAN I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out - 'YUV GOTTAE BE FUK'N' DEAD...'

What's black and doesn't work?

Black people.