oh. because i kill snitches like dog bitches and put them in ditches. i then sell their organs and britches for mad riches much like rappers full of stitches. learn your lesson now, as to be seditious is to be malicious, and to be pernicious is truly the most delicious act i can perform when i am so serendipitous.
btw: do me a favor and pronounce serendipitous "ser-wren-di-pish" thx