I felt this void. This hole inside my soul. This incessant hollowness that permeated through my mind. I thought, "Why am I feeling this?" After a few moments of reflection I realised- I hadn't messaged Pristinegirl in ages! My god, that was it!
"Surely..." I thought, "A hearty young lass such as herself would not deny me the quaint pleasure of a little conversation?". So here I am. Okay I'll stop now. Unless that's how you like it? Half serious, romanticized pseudo-poetry and endless soliloquies? I hope not, this gag will soon run out!
In fact, I'm running the danger of actually getting your hopes up on all that, then I'd have to keep it up!
So, how's it going daaaaarlin'? You okay?