Hahahaha.
Excellent.
I'm ridiculously good at texting back, but notorious for not answering the phone.
Or, worse still, I answer and often reply with stunned silence, or mumble like an eejit for ten minutes.
Oh, unless I'm drunk, then I''m a complete ENTJ. It sortof becomes 'everything and everyone is/are mine!' However, normally, I'm more 'everyone just leave me the hell alone!'