You shouldn't be worried about me mistress.
A cat always lands on his feet ;D (That's an expression in Belgium. I'm not sure if it exists in other languages, but we'll make it exist.)
I'm also fine. Thanks for asking
I've been reading your blog.
It's a shame that such an awesome person like you ever feels lonely.
I'd probably offer you a hug if we knew eachother in real life,
which you'd firmly reject, because I always feel the urge to add
'You know how much it'd arouse me..'
(Man or woman.)