Sithious

Why would a man be wearing a bra?
But now that I'm focusing on the facial structures, I'm having doubts..

FFFUUU-
This conversation turned awkward all of a sudden.
I hate google.

Here, another search result for "bad kitty"

EDIT: NO MOAR KITTEH FOR YOU

YES YES I THOUGHT IT WAS A FINGER DAMNIT.
GO AHEAD AND JUDGE ME, JUDGER!

Damnit, I didn't see that was a penis.
I thought it was a finger.
Fucking google..
Now I'm freaked out.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE CONVERSATIONS!
YOU ALWAYS JUDGE ME!

That's because I'm a bigger whore than you.
And I am better at giving head.
Most people I have befriended don't talk to me anymore though.
I just accept the friend requests I get because it makes me feel popular. (I don't do this on facebook though.)

Are you mocking my faith?

Yea, I chose the gender 'male' on this site so I wouldn't get much attention from horny guys looking to pick me up.
I'm actually an 18 y/o blonde, looking for some fun time.
I am considered to be a party animal, and can be quite wild.
In my free time, all I do is take naked pictures of myself.

They were, but I had no interest in dating one of them though. (I'm not bisexual!)
If I had, I wouldn't have written a fake number on it

Nothing important fine sir! I had a question but I already found the answer to it.
Today I had a few other lulzworthy events.

I had lunch with my asian friend, and afterwards we headed to the library because he had to summarize some things, and I have an assignment.
There were people coming out of the door right when we opened it, so he held it open for them.
I was thinking, so I held my hands together to my face. (It was during a conversation.)
One of the guys who was leaving the building does the namaste and bows for us.
(Keep in mind, he's asian.)

Lulz were served.

Oh yeah, and there were some chicks giving away free drinks, along with a pencil and a cart. (Red bull, with a card explaining their contest.)
I wrote a fake cell number on the card, walked up to one of those wimmenz, and gave them the card and I blinked.
She was like: 'Okay..' and I was having the lulz served. Again.

I should totally start up a blog..

Something funny happened in class today.
Keep in mind, we have about 300 people in class and the teacher talks with a mic.
T:'Well, who was another famous character who influenced criminal sociology?'
*silence, some people are whispering 'Bentham'*
T: 'I see two young men in front of me who look quite intelligent, could you give me the answer?'
*Looks behind him*
T: 'Yes, you two there.'
Friend sitting next to me: Bennet!
T: 'I don't know who Bennet is, that's probably some rapper. I believe you mean Bentham.'

The lulzworthy part was that everyone knew it was bentham, and everyone was whispering it before my friend answered.
He always focuses on the people sitting in the front.
We always sit in the front..
It's lulzworthy though. <3

How was your day?

lol is it becuz im a fat amurican?

I was, alas I shall never be again

I'm fine mr danny, how are you today? <3
Btw, the vid is a bit scary.

http://forum.infjs.com/showthread.php?p=242911#post242911
God's a fag.

How are you mr sith?

When I saw the thread title 'ads that annoy you'
I kept thinking of:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeV1FLL8_J0"]YouTube- South parke naggers episode[/ame]

Bad quality :(

i screamed.

is playing pokemon cards a metaphor for sex?

i don't know. you tell me, when you have the time of course.