+1 Sentence to an Absurd Story game

Then some scientologists turned and started insisting on auditing people
 
They both demanded 50% of the winnings from the egg and spoon race even though the prize was a goldfish
 
Which is less impressive than it sounds when you calculate the value of half a goldfish.
 
But being even half coy was a dangerous proposition is this post dystopian fantasy.
 
Which given the circumstances was a turn for the best.
 
Who started insisting on auditing people.
 
But really he was the one infested with alien spirits
 
They made him do all kinds of crazy things.
 
Like not punching tom cruise
 
The wafting smell from the vomitorium overpowered him and he retched so hard the alien spirits fled turning him into a normal human being with feelings and emotions and a true zest for life.
 
Out of nowhere (literally) midge.... errr um... little people appeared with spears in their hands and only slightly less confused than those who saw it.
 
In about three seconds the little people realized that violence is not the answer and dropped their spears to the ground.
 
Unanimously, they agreed to use poison instead
 
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