+1 Sentence to an Absurd Story game

And in the not caring the confusion lifted.
 
A glitch in the matrix
 
A tail in the soup so to speak.
 
and a cold shower ensued.
 
People looked around clear headed finally after what seemed like eons and realized they were all hungry.
 
So they ordered veggie supreme pizzas and extroverted until they felt faint and ill and retreated a cottage in the woods where...
 
They all realised they didn't want to be veggies anymore and began snacking on the weaker members of the group whilst chanting "nom nom nom nom"
 
Then the puking started.
 
The someone suggested playing charades
 
But that never took off because they were all still puking and no one could guess anything other than, "Your puking."
 
Then Arnold Schwarzenegger burst through the front door, cocked his shotgun and said "come with me if you want to live".
 
But when Arnold looked around and saw that everyone was puking their guts out he reevaluated and said, "Uhhhh stay here if you want to live," pointing his shotgun in their direction as he backed out the door closing it as he left.
 
Besides, everyone thought Arnie was a dick anway
 
Who were secretly forming a cult centred around the worship of three legged cats
 
Which held barbecue meetings where they roasted the fourth legs.
 
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