+1 Sentence to an Absurd Story game

At which point they decided to open a blueberry muffin store in Las Vegas
 
It was soon discovered that the blueberries had been tainted with a zombie virus.
 
However this was vegas and nobody noticed or cared when an army of undead rose up around the muffin store and began groping passers-by
 
The virus consequently spread like wildfire, despite the fact that victims were easily identifiable due to the indigo tint their skin would gradually acquire as their condition progressed.
 
But again it was in Vegas and as a result no one noticed anything different than normal.
 
The indigo zombies began dancing in the street and chanted "blueberries....".
 
Will.i.am and paloma faith hated their chanting but boy george loved it so the zombie troupe advanced to the next round
 
It was then that people noticed the zombie virus changing.
 
The nearby population was aghast at the sudden emergence of indigo manticores.
 
Never having seen a manticore with that colour skin before, the locals immediately assumed they were up to no good, clutched their bags close to their chest in fear as they walked by and muttered "bloody foreigners" under their breath whilst rolling their eyes
 
One young manticore heard the hurtful comment and started weeping, blueberry-flavored tears silently rolling down their cheeks and splashing against the ground.
 
At which the eye rolling xenophobes decided to rally against the sobbing intruders.
 
Then much to everyones surprise including Willy Wonkas, Willy Wonka showed up.
 
He suddenly had so many new ideas for his blueberry bubblegum.
 
"Wonka's a Wanker!" the rallying xenophobes cried.
 
All of which required the indigo manticores blueberry flavoured tears so willy wonka kept picking faults with them and pointing that they had put on weight recently in an effort to up production of the precious secret ingredient
 
"Wanker! Wanker!" they ragefully shouted as the foam started to build in their mouths.
 
Upon which many people were no longer able to distinguish the gathering from a Trump rally.
 
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