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[Bored Now]

KNEEL BEFORE XENU!

I better knock it off, I live too close to LA and they might label me a Suppressive Person and put a hit out on me for mocking them on the nets. Those scientologists are cree-pee!

 

[Wyote]

It's not Xenu, it's the Flying Speghetti Monster.

 

[Bored Now]

It's not Xenu, it's the Flying Speghetti Monster.

Ha! I'm slow today. I get my tentaclely psuedo -gods confused..

 

[Wyote]

Ah no worries, they're all the same anyway. That's the point of FSM.

 

[Faye]

You really want me to start lining up all the ways Scientology is similar to Christianity?

The satanic rituals are nothing like auditing. Have you ever read the bible or the rituals?

What does the similarity between Scientology and Christianity have to do with anything?

 

[Shai Gar]

Fail.