Derail This Thread

[dang]

When are you going to start a Nic Cage thread? Or should I say Nicolas Coppola. Damn Hollywood nepotism.

 

[Night Owl]

When are you going to start a Nic Cage thread? Or should I say Nicolas Coppola. Damn Hollywood nepotism.

Never. I would not participate in such a peasantry loom,
After all, we'll all be dead quite soon
And Nic Cage is by no means a lagoon
I would like to immerse myself in dedicated swoon.

 

[Siimplicity]

Upon a Land
beneath billowing clouds
where dreams begin to spill their lucid shrouds
I saw within a vision
laying cold
such beauty as ne'r to behold:
In silver water drownt lay beauty true
reflection falling soft fragile and blue,
(as love had kissed my sockets made of sight
to grant me visions of ghost-coloured light)
a rose as white as snow in soft held hands,
her golden hair lay curling in the sands
and through her lips
a grey-winged flutt'ring moth

 

[James]

This thread was never on the rails to begin with, it was a ruse designed to keep people from knowing the awful truth.... There is no milk left in the fridge, and it is raining. It's horrible, but at least finally we are can be open and deal with this crisis together.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Yay! We are can be all we can are be!!

 

[James]

It stopped raining, I have obtained milk and the crisis is averted. It's strangely sad, but having done so I know that this thread is now officially derailed.

"Never before in the field of forum postings have so many owed so much to so few. When the rapture arrives, and the internet is finally closed, and archived. Humanity will look back on this thread and remember that, this was their finest hour".

 

[Night Owl]

It stopped raining, I have obtained milk and the crisis is averted. It's strangely sad, but having done so I know that this thread is now officially derailed.

"Never before in the field of forum postings have so many owed so much to so few. When the rapture arrives, and the internet is finally closed, and archived. Humanity will look back on this thread and remember that, this was their finest hour".

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

A filthy froth, a smiling sloth
Lounging in the canopy shade
Eyes set a gaze on the tropical haze
Feeling serene with a twinge of malaise
When up from below came the sound that he knows
Palpable shivers, appendages quiver
He yells to his kin as only sloths can,
"R r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r u u u u u u u u uuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Upon hearing this... just kidding that puma ate them long ago. Stupid slow sloths!

 

[dang]

Upon a Land
beneath billowing clouds
where dreams begin to spill their lucid shrouds
I saw within a vision
laying cold
such beauty as ne'r to behold:
In silver water drownt lay beauty true
reflection falling soft fragile and blue,
(as love had kissed my sockets made of sight
to grant me visions of ghost-coloured light)
a rose as white as snow in soft held hands,
her golden hair lay curling in the sands
and through her lips
a grey-winged flutt'ring moth

Are these the lyrics to the new 50 Cent single?

 

[dang]

This is me imagining being born in Australia.

 

[dang]

I got paid $100 for that gig.

 

[dang]

A filthy froth, a smiling sloth
Lounging in the canopy shade
Eyes set a gaze on the tropical haze
Feeling serene with a twinge of malaise
When up from below came the sound that he knows
Palpable shivers, appendages quiver
He yells to his kin as only sloths can,
"R r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r u u u u u u u u uuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Upon hearing this... just kidding that puma ate them long ago. Stupid slow sloths!

Boiled baby sloth meat is surprisingly delicious.

 

[dang]

Magic Bush:

 

[Night Owl]

A filthy froth, a smiling sloth
Lounging in the canopy shade
Eyes set a gaze on the tropical haze
Feeling serene with a twinge of malaise
When up from below came the sound that he knows
Palpable shivers, appendages quiver
He yells to his kin as only sloths can,
"R r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r u u u u u u u u uuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Upon hearing this... just kidding that puma ate them long ago. Stupid slow sloths!

If you had to change your username - Milktoast Sloth or Sloth Bandit would be a suitable alternative. Not that I think you're a sloth... but you know what I mean ><

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

If you had to change your username - Milktoast Sloth or Sloth Bandit would be a suitable alternative. Not that I think you're a sloth... but you know what I mean ><

How about Milky Sloth Toast?

 

[dang]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Yep. At least we don't have rigormortis...
Right guys? At least we don't have rigormortis...Yeah, that's right.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Personally, I'd rather have more tis. The rig is rather dull.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Hey Dang!?