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[dang]

Wow, I didn't realize you were so hairy. And sexy. And classy.

 

[James]

Is space huge like my monster cock?

Probably not quite that big dang... lol.
It was a Douglas Adams quote - have you ever read Hitch hikers Guide to the Galaxy ?

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Probably not quite that big dang... lol.
It was a Douglas Adams quote - have you ever read Hitch hikers Guide to the Galaxy ?

He's American dude. Like the rest of us, he only knows about porn, dong size, and fireworks...

 

[Night Owl]

Are wallababies more tender?

They look more tender. And they taste as they look!

Yay! 'Merican independence!!!

4th of July, a day or mourning. When the American colonies rebelled against Mother England ;( hee hee

 

[dang]

He's American dude. Like the rest of us, he only knows about porn, dong size, and fireworks...

What about football? And beer? And pussy? And Trump? And Walmart? We are very diversified.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

4th of July, a day or mourning. When the American colonies rebelled against Mother England ;( hee hee

...Aussie...

 

[dang]

Fuck yeah:

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

What about football? And beer? And pussy? And Trump? And Walmart? We are very diversified.

And NASCAR, and cameltoe, and racism, and commercialism, and 64 ounce coca colas!

 

[dang]

And NASCAR, and cameltoe, and racism, and commercialism, and 64 ounce coca colas!

And more pussy!

 

[dang]

I've got the American flag tattooed on my dick! Suck my big fat one you terrorists!

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

And more pussy!

Yes! And we turn cats into puppets to use for our pleasure

 

[Night Owl]

...Aussie...

Fuck yeah:

58 tears of sorrow. It's okay though. It's never too late to repent

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

58 tears of sorrow. It's okay though. It's never too late to repent

 

[dang]

Probably not quite that big dang... lol.
It was a Douglas Adams quote - have you ever read Hitch hikers Guide to the Galaxy ?

I'm American bro, meaning I'm illiterate. I don't read books, but I do get mad grade A pussy. That book sounds wicked lame and shit. Try reading Penthouse Forum bro. It's got some nice pics to go along with all those big fancy words. Hell yeah!

 

[James]

I'm American bro, meaning I'm illiterate. I don't read books, but I do get mad grade A pussy. That book sounds wicked lame and shit. Try reading Penthouse Forum bro. It's got some nice pics to go along with all those big fancy words. Hell yeah!

I know if we prayed together you'd get through this dang... I never read Penthouse forum, it's too emotionally challenging. As for illiterate American's - I think you seem to have done ok without Britain ruling you. I was right about you, you're a total rogue. One day when I graduate, I will be a trainee rogue...

 

[dang]

I am a rogue wave, coming right for you.

 

[Night Owl]

Gotta keep those budgies secure!

...well, somewhat secure.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Watch out Australia...

 

[dang]

Preach:

 

[dang]

Watch out Australia...

If polar bears were to invade Australia that would make for an epic nature documentary. Polar bears vs. crocs? Hell yeah!