Effective strategy for dealing with a lazy child?

[Milktoast Bandit]

I hope mummy taught you all the right bathroom etiquette

I agree with guy! I rip all my toilet seats off to prevent such a heated debate...
#firstworldproblems

 

[Deleted member 16771]

Yeah it's perfect for swiping, I've done it often and frenetically whilst being engaged in certain bathroom-related activities.

Not for sending an asking out message, though. I mean... it wouldn't feel very romantic.

Wow.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Wow.