Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

The boogieman's little brother who had an excess of mucus.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
 
Open mike night battle

Why the hell do people 'style' their hair with dangerous burning hot implements?
 
Like is drawn to like.

Why do power-points look like startled stick-figure faces?
 
Because startled sticks-figures create them.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
 
They've have to be known as 'figure" and not just a person

Where's the peck of pickled pepper that peter piper picked?
 
In Peter's pot for pickled peppers.

Why is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
At least the luggage wheels are real.

How much belief must be suspended before we can trust another person?
 
Only that part which believes sex might be a possible outcome.

Why does it take so long for snow to melt?
 
Because of global warming.

Why do donuts have holes?
 
same reason clams have pearls

Do constellations really tell stories?
 
If myths are considered stories

Where's the best place to hide a body?
 
On a cross.

Why do we think of the moon and the earth as feminine?
 
Is a boat feminine?

Can a person fathom a light year?
 
because the multiverse is square.

Why do our fingers prune in the water?
 
Stu said:
because the multiverse is square.

Why do our fingers prune in the water?
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Because they need to be manually stimulated.

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
 
Because sick people might need to buy something comforting. Smokers get all the comfort they need from nicotine.

Why is segregation between whites and coloureds still tolerated in laundries?
 
Flavus Aquila said:
Why is segregation between whites and coloureds still tolerated in laundries?
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Because if you do mix them, the whites will attempt to flee the washing machine through the water pipes, thus blocking the machine.

Why don't the frequencies invert when you turn loudspeakers upside down?
 
Never thought of standing the wife on her head. Well, not lately...

How long has it been since you danced in the pale moonlight?
 
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