In terms of etiquette, what is the correct response to put-downs against self? I think someone should come away from an interaction feeling good. I think there must be a way to deftly approach put-downs against self so that the other person comes away from the interaction feeling good about themselves, but still knows that what they said is basically up to them.
Can anyone share stories in which they have competently and respectfully responded to put downs expressed by others against their selves?
I deal with this a great deal in my professional life. I've found that my response to these things is highly subjective and dependent on my relationship with the person in question. I know most of my colleagues well enough that I know details of their personal lives. They aren't exactly friends, but much more than just mere acquaintances. I think that makes it easier to give an honest response. Some real examples would include:
A woman who has recently had a baby: "I'm so fat!"
me: "Oh, please, you've just given birth! Worry about adjusting to your new baby first. Girl, you can hardly sleep let alone exercise, and I hear Spanx do wonders for your butt." Her response was a laugh, a hug, and a thank you with a genuine smile.
A man who's gotten a little chubby after a divorce. Patting his belly, "I miss homecooking. Then I wouldn't have this."
me: "And being suddenly single means that you can't cook for yourself? Please! *eyeroll* You know, a man who knows his way around a kitchen is some sexy shit, just saying."
A woman feeling a little jealous when the EMT's were flirting with a young nurse: "I have horrible crows feet and smiling like that (pointing to the young nurse and her beaming grin) only makes them show even more."
me: "Who cares about crows feet? Them? (pointing to the EMT's) Pffft! Please, like you want to take dumb and dumber home with you (my pet names for these particular EMT's). Besides, you're much prettier when you smile, and you should be using those laugh lines to seduce that new doc in Neuro."
her response: "Yeah (laughs) they're probably not potty-trained yet anyway." Followed by, "Is that new neuro doc married?"
When it's people I don't know well, it seems more like they're fishing for some validation, a pat on the shoulder, some attention, anything. In these instances I'm not so personal with them and typically use humor and/or random idioms to fend them off. It's strange that they would say these things to someone they barely know and in a professional setting, but since they breached the professional atmosphere by stating these comments and making it personal, I give it right back to them. More real examples:
"I'm too old" - you know what they say, a dog is never too old to learn new tricks.
"I'm so fat" - just more of you to love
"I'm so stupid" - learning is never over.
"Fuck my life" - create a new one for yourself.
"I hate my hair" - maybe it's time for a change.