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Some historians believe it could have been prevented, but the Roman Catholics would not help their fellow Christians unless they paid homage to the Pope.

The largest volcano eruption ever...
 
The largest volcano eruption ever happened millions of years ago on what is now known as India.

There are those..
 
There are those that do not believe in creation, and what all took place during it.

The 12th imam is said to
 
The 12th imam is said to have been a big fan of peaches and cherries.

McDonald's recently announced that
 
McDonald's recently announced new insurance for all employees at the cost of less pay.

WalMart got its start
 
Wal-Mart got its start from its founder, Sam Walton.

The monkey in the tuxedo...
 
The monkey in the tuxedo was listening to the orchestra play Mozart. Both seats next to him were empty. He should have asked the beautiful young lady selling the tickets to help him fit in.

Changing into blue jeans,
 
Changing into blue jeans the 12th imam got at walmart, he went to the orchestra to take up the two seats delivering the monkey his favorite Mcnuggets meal.

The build up of music..
 
The build up of music entered my ears and caressed my soul.

I wonder if I could...
 
I wonder if I could play an instrument that would make the monkey get out of his chair and run around dancing on top of people and chairs.

After I could no longer
 
After I could no longer stand it, I would bring the monkey a banana to calm him down.

When I walk through a field...
 
When I walk through a field of monkeys, I can still pick out my friend.

He sometimes
 
He sometimes walks with a swagger.

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Don't you ever
 
Don't you ever wish your swagger was that cool?

My biggest fear is
 
Watching snow fall has become quite a common practice as of late.

Lest we forget Gettysburg,
 
Just because I know a lot about cars, doesn't mean I own one.

Hey, what happened to
 
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