Finish it!

than an Elder God rising from the depths and instantly turning us insane and devouring our brains?
 
Finishing the story is. In the next chapter, our faithful hero............

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introduced by the toll of death drums flourishing a cold autumn scene on the holidaydeath brochure reads:
 
...Hello, Happy Campers!! Welcome to Camp Bleed A Lot! Over here by the sulphur pits, you will find...
 
The next three month's food supply being eaten by bears. Enjoy your...........
 
Your mom! (LOL) Then, on to the crabcakes and..........
 
purple elf leader. The two danced for what felt like an eternity, until suddenly the elf abruptly departed. He.........
 
...remembered an appointment with the Fairy Guild, so he mounted his faithful white stalion and...
 
Sword drawn in the air, called to the people: "Don't worry about (insert problem here) Bono and Oprah are on it!" Before galloping off to Wal*Mart to purchase..
 
...a new swiming outfit. Will sitting in front of a computer screen too long....
 
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...began babbling incoherently about the conspiracy to subjugate the masses through the use of peanut butter and jelly...
 
...sandwich flavoured soft drinks, laced with fluoride. The sound of people playing with their loose change...
 
...drove Will to consider moving him and his beloved computer to...
 
...a new phase in their, till-now, platonic relationship. Anyhow, as I was saying....
 
...to my friend, the large Peruvian buffalo turd, when Saturdays become extinct, our...
 
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only recourse will be to stage a mass protest, wherein all of the wheels of society grind to a screeching halt while we.......
 
...serenely sit in our stopped cars playing with our cell phones while traffic lights cycle from green to amber to red. At some point someone is going to...
 
ponder all the materialism of things and wonder it was all an illusion - the cell phone, car, house - what does it mean in the big picture?

While drifting off in deep thought, you dream of a more peaceful life. The first thing in your dream is....
 
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