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cantaloupes... cantaloupes juggled by plaid sadistic giraffes dressed in satin lime green and magenta tuxedos whilst prancing to the strains of Tchaikovsky's Variations on a Rococo Theme played simultaneously on the sousaphone and bagpipes by the incomparable talent of the Teuthida cephalopod, Vincenzo, the Tap-dancing Squid and his back-up barbershop quartet, The Euphonious Uakaris, direct from their sold-out engagment at...
 
...the right frontal lobe of a snotty teenager's brain, suffering from attention deficit disorder. The teacher, noticing the blank expression on the poor student's face, picked up...
 
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...Umberto Toquino's Lapidary Giraffes and Spindled Blowfish Terrariums For Bespotted Trapeze Artists (edited in 1892 by the Right Honourable Beespit Arnold the Third), quite the hefty and loquacious tome, and swinging it high above her head...
 
...before losing her balance and landing disgracefully flat on her fanny. Having the undivided attention of the class for the first time that day, Miss Winker...
 
...turned into an evil witch that turned all her student into zombies. One of the zombies accidently...
 
fell on a raised pencil, piercing his eye and becoming enraged. The pencil eyed Zombie walked up to Miss Winker and...
 
kindly asked if he could have this dance. She happily obliged, but soon after regretted it when...
 
the pencil kept poking her in the face. Because of this, she decided to...
 
their new pictures of the zombie party! Then they got really tired and....
 
Threw her in the garbage pile with the rest of their foodz. But then, a succulant aroma surrounded them. Following the scent, they....
 
mugged by giant pandas! But Superman arrived, and provided evreryone with...
 
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candy canes and wings! Delighted, they flew away with Superman to...
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Contemplate on the great mysteries of the Universe in the hall of enlightenment, but they were all of them decieved. For another Panda was made. In the land of Korea, the dark Lord Kim forged in secret a master Panda, and into to this Panda he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to orbit around space in a giant panda suit...
 
...thus she became known as The Lord of the Pandings. She was very cruel indeed, so cruel that she...
 
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