Fortunately / Unfortunately

Flavus Aquila

Flavus Aquila

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Rules: It's like a story thread, but every post alternates between something unfortunate, or fortunate about the post above it.

To keep things clear, start your reply using: "Fortunately, ....." / "Unfortunately, .....".

I'll start:

I went to the cinema to watch a movie.



Unfortunately, it had already started.
 
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but it was my day off, and I knew I'd enjoy it anyway
 
Unfortunately, your boss called you to let you know that your presence was urgently needed.
 
But they were calling me in talk about a promotion
 
Fortunately, they were calling me in talk about a promotion.
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Unfortunately, the promotion was offered on condition that you submit to medical probing.
 
Fortunately, it's something I can handle, especially with the prospect of a doubled salary in sight.
 
Unfortunately the thought of all that money made me gamble every dime I had on Bernie winning the Nevada Caucus.
 
Unfortunately Bernie is a cannibal and believes you should be the entree.
 
Fortunately, Trump's supporters notice the situation and crash the dinner to rescue you.
 
Unfortunately he digs a moat instead and Mexico breaks off and floats away.
 
Fortunately this aid arrives in the form of a shipload of unused FEMA trailers that the inhabitants recycle into solar collectors and become energy self-reliant.
 
Fortunately, they had an experienced Chief Officer, who had good rapport with the crew, take the wheel in a jiff.
 
Unfortunately the chief officer sold the FEMA trailers to the islanders knowing they were full of toxic fumes
 
Fortunately, the islanders had an insider on the ship who tipped them off about the trailers, giving them time to resell their shipment to a chemical plant at another port.
 
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