Apostelytizer - "Apostelypse Now"
Barnabas aka Slick
Barnabas, "the guy whose self-given Latin title does not make sense because he forgot about the importance of grammatical gender"
Revenwyn the Riverdancer of Rohan (I wish I could think of a complimentary R word for alliteration)
Minority Funk
"All of the guts, none of the glory"