Good News / Bad News (part 2)

[Siimplicity]

Then a garden gnome harpooned it, cut off it's balls and threw them in his closet to prevent mold and moths from damaging his hats and blue shirts.

I saw a young kid hold a door open for an older lady.

here's what happens to bad little gnomes.

 

[Siimplicity]

unfortunately it was a revolving door and several other folks got stopped in their tracks. nice gesture though -- good manners for a kid to have...especially these days =)

I found a good recipe for Swedish waffles

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Too bad the Swedish chef stole your recipe and really made a mess of things.

I spoke to an old friend today!

 

[#@&5&49]

But then you forgot what you talked about because you have Alzheimer's.

I just got some good news.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

I would ask you about your good news, but I forgot you said you got some because I have Alzheimer's...

Sadie got some good news!

 

[Siimplicity]

but it was on NBC news so...

I had a dream that I was buying a large container of peanuts for a long road trip!

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

When you woke up you realized you were sleep walking, and spilled a can of peanuts when you tripped on the road...

The sun is still shining

 

[flower]

But you forgot to put on sunscreen and walked in the public for the whole day looking like a tomato.

Found a cool book to read from library.

 

[#@&5&49]

But forgot to return it on time and had to pay late fees.

I just pruned some diseased wood off a beautiful vine so it can flourish again.