How often do you have bowel movements?

pierce said:
Do you guys really want to know? Like REALLY?
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YES my every thought/action hangs in the balance.

How much does Pierce poo? You better answer me, or risk being crappy.
 
Slant, I knew it was you who started the thread.
(Because you have discussed this before in the chat.)

And my bowel movements seem to suck compared to yours.
Once every two/three days.

How do I improve this?
 
The Jester said:
Slant, I knew it was you who started the thread.
(Because you have discussed this before in the chat.)

And my bowel movements seem to suck compared to yours.
Once every two/three days.

How do I improve this?
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Eat shitty food.
 
The Jester said:
Slant, I knew it was you who started the thread.
(Because you have discussed this before in the chat.)

And my bowel movements seem to suck compared to yours.
Once every two/three days.

How do I improve this?
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eat tons of celery and other leafy greens. so essentially:

mf said:
Eat shitty food.
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I have never paid enough attention to actually be able to classify how often I go, LOL.

I don't think the things running around in my head skip a beat no matter what I am doing...
 
MF...

hahahahhahahahhahah,

Slant,.......

hahahahahahahah,

stop it please guys, I can't breathe for the laughing.....


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.......


sucks in a huge gasp of air....

k, I'm gonna faint now, thanks guys.
 
The Jester said:
Slant, I knew it was you who started the thread.
(Because you have discussed this before in the chat.)

And my bowel movements seem to suck compared to yours.
Once every two/three days.

How do I improve this?
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Eat less high fructose corn syrup,less corn syrup, less partially hydrogenated oil and less fully hydrogenated oil; a lot less soda if not completely cut it out of your diet.

What you should eat: more salad, fruits, and a lot more soymilk, that's basically all I drink; a lot more tea, a lot more whole grained bread, whole grain pasta, noodles, a lot more vegetables like tomatoes onions and garlic-- don't buy fast food, attempt to cook your own meals.

Well, that's basically what I do, At least.

And thelastmohican- I think you've severely underestimated this thread- some people are taking it immaturely, yes, but bowel movements are the indication of a successful, well-balanced diet, and they are very important to discuss, maturely and frequently.


And since someone has indicated that there is a health section here

can a moderator please move this thread to the health section?

thanks in advance.
 
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SpaceCowgirl said:
I poop every morning after my coffee :D
sometimes I don't really feel like coffee, but I want to poop, so I drink coffee anyways
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Oh, and Jester, I drink A LOT of espresso so, that might help your studies as well.
 
Thread Moved

*The Thread has been moved to the Science and Technology Forum as per Slant's request.*
 
Thank you! FINALLY there's a mod that actually moves and merges threads when I ask them to! I actually have an entire list of things I need you to do for me so hold on, I'll PM them to you!
 
Once a day...
I mean...if girls pooped, which we don't. ;)
 
same here slant...

Also for those looking for healthier poops...

ROUGHAGE...

Eat your dark leafy greens..

fiber...eat your oats
 
Also, if you increase your fiber intake, try doing it gradually and also increase your fluid intake (optimally, water or non-caffeinated drinks).
 
I drink a lot of caffeinated tea and coffee though and I'm fine. I just don't drink soda or other carbonation; not for three years now.

I think that one is important.
 
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