How would you react if . . .

I would sabotage offshore oil wells all over the world because if I can't eat sushi, NOBODY CAN EAT SUSHI!!!

What would you do if you came home to find Osama Bin Laden in your kitchen drinking milk straight out of the carton?

Tie him up and negotiate a price with the US Gov. for him. They got money, they'll pay.
 
Tie him up and negotiate a price with the US Gov. for him. They got money, they'll pay.



Drinking milk straight from the carton?
I'd probably laugh from all the milk he'd get in his beard.


How would you react if you woke up and found yourself in the burn unit of a hospital?
 
Drinking milk straight from the carton?
I'd probably laugh from all the milk he'd get in his beard.


How would you react if you woke up and found yourself in the burn unit of a hospital?

I'd find out why I'm in a burn unit of a hospital
 
How would you react if you woke up and found yourself in the burn unit of a hospital?
I wouldn't be surprised because I'm just that hott.

What would you do if Barney the Talking Dinosaur showed up at your door?
 
I wouldn't be surprised because I'm just that hott.

What would you do if Barney the Talking Dinosaur showed up at your door?


I would collapse in a pile of tears.
My childhood dream finally coming true.
My nephews would be REALLY excited too!

I'm just kidding; that wasn't my childhood dream but man oh man did I love Barney.
I'm going to guess he taught me 85% of the life skills I now use today.



How would you react if you found out you were gonna have a little bundle of joy?
 
I would collapse in a pile of tears.
My childhood dream finally coming true.
My nephews would be REALLY excited too!

I'm just kidding; that wasn't my childhood dream but man oh man did I love Barney.
I'm going to guess he taught me 85% of the life skills I now use today.



How would you react if you found out you were gonna have a little bundle of joy?
I'd go on Maury and say it wasn't mine.

What would you do if you had snakes for hair?
 
I'd go on Maury and say it wasn't mine.

What would you do if you had snakes for hair?


Be excited for all the wonderful and free neck massages
I'd be getting. I'd also make a conscious effort to learn
parseltongue.



How would you react if you had two perfectly working,
functioning kidneys and someone you loved very deeply
had cancer terribly in theirs and needed a transplant but
refused to take one from you even though you match
exactly?
 
i would sat on floor, staring at one point until they carry me out of the stage and after called it art performance.

what meal wood you choose if that's the only thing you can eat until you die?

Be excited for all the wonderful and free neck massages
I'd be getting. I'd also make a conscious effort to learn
parseltongue.



How would you react if you had two perfectly working,
functioning kidneys and someone you loved very deeply
had cancer terribly in theirs and needed a transplant but
refused to take one from you even though you match
exactly?
I would sneak it in them someway, somehow.

How would you react if you woke up and all your hair was gone,clean off your head?
 
I would sneak it in them someway, somehow.

How would you react if you woke up and all your hair was gone,clean off your head?

immediately set off on a long voyage, in search of the lost hair (lol not really. probably grab a hat & see the doctor about it)

hwyri you were out camping and heard a loud growl in the bushes outside your tent?
 
immediately set off on a long voyage, in search of the lost hair (lol not really. probably grab a hat & see the doctor about it)

hwyri you were out camping and heard a loud growl in the bushes outside your tent?
Immediately make a run for it in the opposite way.

Hwyri you opened your door one morning and saw a Black Bear on your doorstep?
 
alright! grab my machete and a flashlight and go! (towards it)

haha for a second i thought this was in response to the "if vampires were real" question and thought you were so hardcore xD

hwyri you woke up next to a stranger in a dirty motel room after a night of heavy drinking?
 
HWYRI a random cat showed up at your door?

give it cat food and wonder if it has an owner
 
hwyri you woke up next to a stranger in a dirty motel room after a night of heavy drinking?

I'd get dressed and say that was a good weekend! XD

hwyri Micheal Jackson rose from his grave and re-enacted Thriller?
 
I'd get dressed and say that was a good weekend! XD

hwyri Micheal Jackson rose from his grave and re-enacted Thriller?

i'd be THRILLED (pun definitely intended) grab my boyfriend and head to the cemetery & watch him perform =D

hwyri if you inherited a literal castle?
 
I'd jump up and down for joy.

HWYRI if you were pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
 
I'd jump up and down for joy.

HWYRI if you were pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Reaction depends on whether or not I am wearing white XD

How would you react of you saw Osama Bin laden in Target?
 
I'd jump up and down for joy.

HWYRI if you were pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

im cool with that. as long as my cellphone and wallet weren't there. it's happened before though (with my wallet. i threw my phone out just in time before i hit the water)


HWYRI some random person you didn't know tried to sucker punch you?
 
HWYRI some random person you didn't know tried to sucker punch you?

Hmm, I'd probably sucker punch him/her. Show him/her how to do it right the first time!

hwyri if someone told you specifically to "suck it" on live, world-wide television?
 
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