How would you react if . . .

Detective Conan said:
Hmm, I'd probably sucker punch him/her. Show him/her how to do it right the first time!

hwyri if someone told you specifically to "suck it" on live, world-wide television?
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I'd probably say something like, "Oh, my. . . . " out of shock, and then precede to describe the various faults of this person ad nauseum :D

hwyri if you learned you were going to have septuplets?
 
Anita said:
I'd probably say something like, "Oh, my. . . . " out of shock, and then precede to describe the various faults of this person ad nauseum :D

hwyri if you learned you were going to have septuplets?
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Priceless! :D

I'd probably be very confused, as my anatomy wouldn't allow for me to have a child, let alone a set of steptuplets. That's be an interesting birth, to say the least!

hwyri if your life turned into the life of Bella from Twilight?
 
Detective Conan said:
Priceless! :D

I'd probably be very confused, as my anatomy wouldn't allow for me to have a child, let alone a set of steptuplets. That's be an interesting birth, to say the least!

hwyri if your life turned into the life of Bella from Twilight?
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I would LOVE it! :)

Hwyri if You fell asleep in your bed and woke up on the counter of your frenemy's house?
 
SouloftheLaurel said:
I would LOVE it! :)

Hwyri if You fell asleep in your bed and woke up on the counter of your frenemy's house?
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For me, they're the same thing XD jk. I'd quietly sneak out of the doggie door and take back my wooden spoon that turned them into a frenemy.

Hwyri you knocked someone out with a guitar solo?
 
Detective Conan said:
For me, they're the same thing XD jk. I'd quietly sneak out of the doggie door and take back my wooden spoon that turned them into a frenemy.

Hwyri you knocked someone out with a guitar solo?
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No.

What would you do if you found out that the love of your life is transgendered and had underwent sex change surgery in the past, or that they plan to do so.
 
Peppermint said:
No.

What would you do if you found out that the love of your life is transgendered and had underwent sex change surgery in the past, or that they plan to do so.
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I would be surprised the first time I heard about it, if I hadn't figured it out by then. I would be curious about their experience and wellbeing. I would want to make sure they're okay if it's something they had already gone through. I'd hope we could talk about it. If they were planning to do so, I can see myself being upset for not knowing sooner. I would feel stressed out over the implications of this. My mind would be reeling with questions and reactions. I'd be trying to figure out the balance between both of our needs/feelings, and probably feel very hurt in the process.

What would be your initial reaction if you won the lottery? What would be your secondary reactions?
 
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I'd be like "YESSSSSS I don't have to actually earn it now". I'd plan what to do with the money. Where to invest it, what kind of cash flows I'm going to want etc. I'd go financial planner on myself.

How would you react if I killed myself?
 
I'd smoke a cig for the first time and dust my hands off.

How would you react if I turned gay?
 
Well I didn't know you were straight in the first place, so I wouldn't react.

How would you react if I killed myself?
 
Seeing as how I don't know you and anything about your sexuality, I'd respond with "Oh, okay" and probably wonder what exactly you mean by "turned", whether you came to the realization later in life and if so, what might have impacted that.

How would you react if you saw what looked like a ghost?
 
notmeganfox said:
Well I didn't know you were straight in the first place, so I wouldn't react.

How would you react if I killed myself?
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I'd smoke a cig for the first time and dust my hands off.

How would you react if I assassinated Barack Obama?
 
I imagine I would feel extremely sad and extremely angry. I'd probably also feel sorry for you.

How would you react if you found an abandoned baby on your doorstep?
 
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Soulful said:
I imagine I would feel extremely sad and extremely angry. I'd probably also feel sorry for you.

How would you react if you found an abandoned baby on your doorstep?
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Check with police and those in the neighborhood to find the family, and if theY can't, then i'd work with children's services to find a new home for them.

Hwyri you learned at an early age that you'd only live to the age of 15 years?
 
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Anita said:
Hwyri you learned at an early age that you'd only live to the age of 15 years?
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I'd ask if that 15 years counts the same for me since I was born on leap year XD 15 years is a lot when your birthday only comes around every four years.

Hwyri you called an animal stupid and it called you a "dummy" right back? In your native language, no less!
 
Detective Conan said:
I'd ask if that 15 years counts the same for me since I was born on leap year XD 15 years is a lot when your birthday only comes around every four years.

Hwyri you called an animal stupid and it called you a "dummy" right back? In your native language, no less!
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i would give it a weird glance, then crack up and say "yeah, you're right."


HWYRI all the computers in the world turned off? and couldn't turn back on?
 
RememberWhenItRained said:
i would give it a weird glance, then crack up and say "yeah, you're right."


HWYRI all the computers in the world turned off? and couldn't turn back on?
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have a heart attack D= and make a bet as to how long the teenage boys of the world could go without their porn, lol. business would come to a screeching halt - sudden stock market plunge followed by intense efforts to find alternative means. during the interim a lot of businessmen would be out a lot of money. wonder if the economy could sustain it? i think the world is too dependent on computers these days for a global computer blackout to last more than (maybe) a couple of weeks.

hwyri everyone in the world turned atheist?
 
I'd laugh and be glad because it's a step up. On the other hand, at present, at least in Canada, religion seems to give people a reason to be nice to each other so that's a good part of religion existing. It isn't always like that, but in the here and now it has positive effects even if it's a total crock of...

How would you react if I slit the shit out of my wrists and bled out in the bathtub hopped up on cocaine? April isn't allowed to answer, because I know exactly how she feels about it.
 
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notmeganfox said:
How would you react if I slit the shit out of my wrists and bled out in the bathtub hopped up on cocaine? April isn't allowed to answer, because I know exactly how she feels about it.
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I'd die... Laughing.

Actually I'd be really upset. And pissed off. If anyone ever did that I'd be absolutely furious about it. And then I'd cry.

How would you react if AIDS became an airborne virus?
 
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sandra_b said:
How would you react if AIDS became an airborne virus?
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I'd throw my condoms away and say "Screw safe sex!" (although I might want them later for other reasons....).

How would you react if all the electronic equipment in your house become self-aware and started speaking to you?
 
Detective Conan said:
I'd throw my condoms away and say "Screw safe sex!" (although I might want them later for other reasons....).

How would you react if all the electronic equipment in your house become self-aware and started speaking to you?
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i'd be delighted! i'd want to talk to them for hours, and see what they do. would present an interesting contrast to human cognition

hwyri you came face to face with God?
 
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