That's nothing you should have seen the sex swings, double dildos and faux scat scenes my best friend (ENTP) made for his sister's barbie dolls when we were in 5th grade. I'll see if he still has some pictures.
My god that little slut doll is amazing. I think she single handled carried the last 5 generations of boys in manhood . There's only so much shit you can do with GI Joes and toy trucks. My only complaint is that pregnant Barbie wasn't around when I when I was ripening into a Man.