If life gives you...

Sell it on eBay.


If life gives you cruelty...
 
Make crepes.

If life gives you a bad song stuck in your head...





(Also, speaking of creepy, typing eBay automatically turns it into a link, apparently....)

D:
 
fill the hole with your imagination....... o.O

If life gives you an empty house
 
Rush out and get a dog.

If life gives you friends you cannot completely understand
 
Embrace them anyway, for they are your friends,
If life takes you away from home...
 
Buy a boat, and go sailing!

If life gives you a a spool of thread
 
Get a voicemail :D

If life gives you a cherry orchard
 
Take lots of blooming pictures.

If life gives you a little red wagon...
 
If life gives you a broken heart, remember what doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

If life gives you an important decision to make,
 
sleep on it, the answer will be clearer in the morning

If life gives you shoulder pain
 
Go to massage.

If life gives you only one sock and the other one is missing...
 
Throw it away and wear high heels instead

If life give you another person's deepest darkest secret
 
help them to keep it that way: a secret.

If life gives you too much rain
 
moot question, life can never give you too much rain!

If life gives you inner peace
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top