If life gives you...

I'm not sure how I would react. o.o

If life gives you a small cottage in the forest.
 
put them in your garden so they will make the soil better for veggies and flowers. :)
If life gives you spilled ink
 
Try to find a safe and comfy place in the middle of rocks.

If life gives you an endless void...
 
wander aimlessly then and wait for adventure to find you, remembering the adage of the Cheshire Cat: '"if you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there" (thanks to @Milktoast Bandit 's cute cat, Moe, for reminding me of that recently) =)

if life gives you a flurry of raucous multitudinous emails to answer ...
 
Check the doctor for allergies.

If life gives you a degenerate red squirrel...
 
Fill it with said lemonade and ruin someone's day, because you are shooting them with unsweetened lemonade.
 
If life gives you a degenerate red squirrel...use it as a nutcracker

If life gives you a broken heart rate monitor....
 
Simply check your carotid pulse with your fingers instead.

If life gives you an oversized sweater …
 
If life gives you an oversized sweater ... wear it, sleep in it, shower in it, marry in it, go parasailing in it, etc. etc. Until it is summer and it is too hot to wear a sweater.

If life gives you a sad mango ...
 
Cheer it up, and apologize before eating it haha. I love mango. Mango anything.

If life gives you a bee sting …
 
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."

If life gives you a bee sting, try not to die from the anaphylactic shock.

If life gives you your enemy for a working group partner...
 
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