If life gives you...

[just me]

be thankful you can still feel things.

If life gives you toilet paper

 

[Siimplicity]

Make the most of it =)
if life gives you a beautiful sense of mutual understanding

 

[just me]

Breathe in a breath of its freshness, as a gentle summer rain's sweet smell of mercy to the heated earth. Remember we must breathe.

If life starts preparing you for your destination

 

[flower]

Enjoy the journey.

If life gives you a raccoon...

 

[Siimplicity]

aw -- just send that little marauder on with love and a fair distance.

if life gives you a really loud family of barred owls in the woods right outside your house...
https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Barred_Owl/sounds

 

[Gaze]

Turn them into a hoot of a choir and teach them a hymn

If life gives you a rose

 

[Siimplicity]

Make time to ch

 

[Siimplicity]

Take time to cherish it.
If life gives you an artichoke...

 

[Gaze]

Make a veggie dip and enjoy with some chips

If life gives you an ace

 

[Sandie33]

Ace of Hearts : hold it
Ace of Diamonds : sell it
Ace of Clubs : eat it
Ace of Spades : burry it

Ace of Life : utilize their wisdoms

If life gives you a bench...

 

[just me]

Get out the bipod and spotting scope.

If life gives you another chance

 

[Gaze]

Take it, or give it to someone who needs a third one

If life gives you a third eye

 

[just me]

you might be intuitive.

If life gives you

 

[Gaze]

Stare in awe, and wish I had her body

If life gives you a horse shoe

 

[flower]

I feel lucky, maybe make a wish.

If life gives you an unexpected romantic interest.

 

[Gaze]

Woo them with my charm, and treasure the time you have with them

If life gives you a precious stone

 

[Siimplicity]

infuse it with love and give it away

if life gives you minor pause...

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

It's just preparing you for menopause.

If life gives you a crossroad...

 

[just me]

Take the path of most resistance.

If life gives you a moment of rest

 

[Siimplicity]

enjoy your cat-nap =)

if life gives you an ESTJ ...