If life gives you...

Make the best one!

If life gives you tattoos
 
Give it to friends.
If life gives you spilled paint
 
Make the most of such an opportunity and do a finger painting.

If life gives you a sore back...
 
lay on your stomach and then do a gentle up-dog. breathe into it.

if life gives you a treeful of baby starlings...
 
Look but don't touch! ...and wonder if they taste good on a bagel.

If life gives you a baby starling recipe...
 
grasp it.

If life gives you people wearing bad words on their shirts and hats while shopping
 
Say "F**k it..." when in Rome...then proceed to blow all of your funds on curse word hats and shirts.

If life gives you an abundance of naughty clothes
 
Ponder the concept that abundance can have paradoxical meanings.

If life gives you a constantly changing landscape.
 
enjoy what you can of it while you can

If life gives you a lot to hear
 
I try my best to listen all of it if something new to learn...

If life gives you an apple...
 
Feed it to your deer friends. They're hungry this time of year.

If life gives you words you cannot hear, and you only catch small words out of the conversation
 
Take the small words you can hear, and make a wise quote to inspire someone

If life gives you unending pain
 
...ride the storm in the interior assurance that pressure makes diamonds.

If life poops in your letterbox...
 
Take it one moment at a time, handle it like the fighter you know you can be

If life gives you bricks and bows
 
Guard yourself against greed and pride and spend it on the poor, hungry, homeless,etc.

If life gives you pain in your heart
 
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