If you were a rock...where would you want to be?

[mintoots]

Literally you, SOON

Ha! I'm a proud hobbit through and through.

 

[aeon]

A silicate chunk on a Saturnian moon.

Cheers,
Ian

 

[AureaMediocritas]

A glinting smooth stone found by the inquisitive fingers of a curious human along the shore of a river, cast back into the waters only to be found by another years later, time and again.

 

[AureaMediocritas]

Nowhere near paper. It's like my Kryptonite...for some reason. I'd take out my insecurity on scissors.

This made me audibly snort; rare, but well-deserved.

 

[uuu]

Do I have eyes in this scenario? Let's assume not, to keep the answer SFW. Then I would like to be a rock on the California coast. I think the weather is mild enough that I would experience only mild discomfort about the loss of all my appendages, organs, and nervous system, and the alternation of tides could be an interesting source of enrichment.

 

[just me]

I'd like to be the object of an exquisite oil painting, and as beauty living in the hearts of all.

Samuel Earp