Lets write a short story.

1. [MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] was walking down the street when...
2.... with lustful eyes she noticed [MENTION=10252]say what[/MENTION] 's catlike elegance.
3. Interested, she stopped and observed...
4. with absolute horror that [MENTION=10252]say what[/MENTION] had a piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of her high heel boots.
5. [MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] decided to say nothing because toilet paper stuck on the bottom of high heel boots was a fetish of hers.
6. It was at that moment that [MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION] showed up, holding something in his hands.
7. She called over to [MENTION=11454]bodhireagan[/MENTION] wondering if she should be concerned, as [MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION] was staring with crazy in his eyes!
8. [MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION] was staring at [MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] with such intense passion that he started sweating profusely, accidentally revealing that he was not wearing deodorant.
9. The stench of [MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION] 's passion wafted towards her and suddenly....
10. [MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] started to gag as though she was going to throw up. Noticing this, [MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION] opened his mouth as if to....
11. Chide her for being uncouth.
12. But instead, out came a small, tiny, and almost inaudible.....
13. conscience. The poor thing was barely breathing and [MENTION=10252]say what[/MENTION] knew she had only one choice.
14. In order to eliminate this conscience, she must remind [MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION] what he truly is.
15. She walked over to him and whispered "You are [MENTION=6281]CrazyBeautiful[/MENTION] " into his ear, which made him blush.
16. With his confidence now at a lifetime high, [MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION] suddenly felt a rush of ...
17. gas build up inside him, which he promptly released in the form of a huge fart.
18. So huge in fact, it went nuclear and instantly slayed everyone within a 5 mile radius.
19.Everyone died except [MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] because she
20.is always wearing a gas mask for some reason, oh and shes an alien too.

Fin
 
Eventhorizon said:
1. @TinyBubbles was walking down the street when...
2.... with lustful eyes she noticed @say what 's catlike elegance.
3. Interested, she stopped and observed...
4. with absolute horror that @say what had a piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of her high heel boots.
5. @TinyBubbles decided to say nothing because toilet paper stuck on the bottom of high heel boots was a fetish of hers.
6. It was at that moment that @Jacobi showed up, holding something in his hands.
7. She called over to @bodhireagan wondering if she should be concerned, as @Jacobi was staring with crazy in his eyes!
8. @Jacobi was staring at @TinyBubbles with such intense passion that he started sweating profusely, accidentally revealing that he was not wearing deodorant.
9. The stench of @Jacobi 's passion wafted towards her and suddenly....
10. @TinyBubbles started to gag as though she was going to throw up. Noticing this, @Jacobi opened his mouth as if to....
11. Chide her for being uncouth.
12. But instead, out came a small, tiny, and almost inaudible.....
13. conscience. The poor thing was barely breathing and @say what knew she had only one choice.
14. In order to eliminate this conscience, she must remind @Jacobi what he truly is.
15. She walked over to him and whispered "You are @CrazyBeautiful " into his ear, which made him blush.
16. With his confidence now at a lifetime high, @Jacobi suddenly felt a rush of ...
17. gas build up inside him, which he promptly released in the form of a huge fart.
18. So huge in fact, it went nuclear and instantly slayed everyone within a 5 mile radius.
19.Everyone died except @TinyBubbles because she
20.is always wearing a gas mask for some reason, oh and shes an alien too.

Fin
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Hahhaha :) Awesome ending.
Alright, let's start round #2

1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
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1. @Eventhorizon woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. @Eventhorizon suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
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1. @Eventhorizon woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. @Eventhorizon suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] decided to make an important and life changing decision..
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
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1. @Eventhorizon woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. @Eventhorizon suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that @Eventhorizon decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
11. His life was never the same again, and he even wrote a book about his swallowing habits. He called it
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1. @Eventhorizon woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. @Eventhorizon suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that @Eventhorizon decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
11. His life was never the same again, and he even wrote a book about his swallowing habits. He called it
12. the "Carnivore's Digest." He realized that his subconscious had pointed him to a spirit symbol...
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
11. His life was never the same again, and he even wrote a book about his swallowing habits. He called it
12. the "Carnivore's Digest." He realized that his subconscious had pointed him to a spirit symbol...
13. 'the teacup pig', a delicate and innocent creature that he felt deeply connected with.
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Funny. I have so far been slightly associated with a weasel and a pig.

:)

On with the story.
 
1. @Eventhorizon woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. @Eventhorizon suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that @Eventhorizon decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
11. His life was never the same again, and he even wrote a book about his swallowing habits. He called it
12. the "Carnivore's Digest." He realized that his subconscious had pointed him to a spirit symbol...
13. 'the teacup pig', a delicate and innocent creature that he felt deeply connected with.
14. Unlike regular pigs, the teacup pig was unique for being made entirely of
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
11. His life was never the same again, and he even wrote a book about his swallowing habits. He called it
12. the "Carnivore's Digest." He realized that his subconscious had pointed him to a spirit symbol...
13. 'the teacup pig', a delicate and innocent creature that he felt deeply connected with.
14. Unlike regular pigs, the teacup pig was unique for being made entirely of
15. tiny hand painted rose coloured teacups.
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1. @Eventhorizon woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. @Eventhorizon suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that @Eventhorizon decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
11. His life was never the same again, and he even wrote a book about his swallowing habits. He called it
12. the "Carnivore's Digest." He realized that his subconscious had pointed him to a spirit symbol...
13. 'the teacup pig', a delicate and innocent creature that he felt deeply connected with.
14. Unlike regular pigs, the teacup pig was unique for being made entirely of
15. tiny hand painted rose coloured teacups.
16. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] slipped into a daydream where his inner pig met his inner weasel, and the two fought out a battle of epic proportions. It wasn't long until
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1. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
11. His life was never the same again, and he even wrote a book about his swallowing habits. He called it
12. the "Carnivore's Digest." He realized that his subconscious had pointed him to a spirit symbol...
13. 'the teacup pig', a delicate and innocent creature that he felt deeply connected with.
14. Unlike regular pigs, the teacup pig was unique for being made entirely of
15. tiny hand painted rose coloured teacups.
16. [MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] slipped into a daydream where his inner pig met his inner weasel, and the two fought out a battle of epic proportions. It wasn't long until
17. the sound of the 'wiggle wiggle' song began to slip into his thoughts. Jarred awake by the ostentatious tune...
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1. @Eventhorizon woke up one day to the sound of...
2. the wiggle wiggle song.
3. Fearing for his sanity, he rushed to the offending music box to terminate its sound with prejudice however on his way to it....
4. he became distracted by something moving outside his window.
5. @Eventhorizon suddenly pulls out the DSM V from a bookcase next to the window and looks up ADHD but finds to his dismay...
6. two dozen eggs, which he cleverly used to...
7. paint a picture on the wall of what he was feeling deep within the bowels of his soul but to his surprise...
8. the picture was merely a perfect likeness of a weasel.
9. It was at that moment that @Eventhorizon decided to make an important and life changing decision..
10. Yes, he decided after years of meditation in fields of gold and waters of blue that he would chew is food not 10 times before swallowing, but 11.
11. His life was never the same again, and he even wrote a book about his swallowing habits. He called it
12. the "Carnivore's Digest." He realized that his subconscious had pointed him to a spirit symbol...
13. 'the teacup pig', a delicate and innocent creature that he felt deeply connected with.
14. Unlike regular pigs, the teacup pig was unique for being made entirely of
15. tiny hand painted rose coloured teacups.
16. @Eventhorizon slipped into a daydream where his inner pig met his inner weasel, and the two fought out a battle of epic proportions. It wasn't long until
17. the sound of the 'wiggle wiggle' song began to slip into his thoughts. Jarred awake by the ostentatious tune...
18. he put on his coat and headed to the nearest bridge
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