I dread waking up in the morning because i cannot see the floor
Two weeks worth of clothes are scattered everywhere. I still have the fold out metal camping table in my room from a month ago when I was going to have a political meeting and ended up drinking remy martin vsop and watching swap.avi... books are scattered everywhere, i've paperwork and headphones and bugs and all sorts of covert surveillance equipment (from when i was studying to be a private investigator) all over my desk, I'm certain there is broken glass in my room somewhere...
I'd clean up, but I still have another two months worth of clothes in the cupboard
Satya, I'm looking for a housemate...