Anyway, where else would we move? We could decide to chuck it here in the U.S. and make a better life somewhere else. But where?
Canada? Nice, but tooo cooooold. Brrrrrrr. I'd love to visit, but I can only take so many cold days before I freeze up completely.
Mexico? Well, the quality of life there isn't any better, it's worse in fact, but at least the weather's wonderfully tropical. And I love the Gulf of Mexico, sooooooo pretty and excellent snorkeling.
Europe? I don't know... most Western European countries don't seem all that different, really, from the U.S., despite all our talk (bla bla bla) about Socialism (which we have in the U.S. already) vs. Free-Market Capitalism. I've been to Europe, and worked with my fair share of Europeans and Britons and, well, to me they just seem like more formal, less diverse Americans. Everything in Europe is nice, but smaller, and wonderfully historic compared to America. (I like that.) A nice little chateau in the south of France would suit me just fine. Or Ireland or England, but I do love a warm climate...
South America? Well, I hear Brazil's pretty nice. Don't know too much about the region, to be honest.
Australia? Again, despite all the protests to the contrary that I am sure would ensue, it really isn't that different from the U.S. Even has a history of being used as a penal colony by European colonists... like the U.S. Yeah, doable, but really what's the big difference? (Besides the hemisphere, of course.)
New Zealand I hear is wonderful. Dad went there and brought back a big book of naked women posing with sheep. Beautiful scenery. Could do New Zealand.
South Africa? Nope. We know Uganda's out, yucky. I've heard wonderful things about Botswana, however, should look into that more. (Botswana is my favorite African country.)
India? Well, that's doable, I like India and Indians and yum-o, Indian food. However, poverty there is pretty bad, but, I believe, improving. Perhaps they could offer a better quality of life for some disenchanted Americans.
Russia? (Nope, see "Canada: Cold", plus a high rate of alcoholism...)
Japan? Mmmm, sushi. Such a
huge language barrier, though. Plus, I doubt they'd be very accepting of us, considering past history and all. And I hear it's really expensive there, too.
The Middle East? Forget it. I don't care to be killed or forced into subjugation due to the fact I am female. Cross out any region that does not allow me to work, get an education, earn money, and generally go about my daily business, due to my gender. That would suck.
So, where exactly
should we all live if we get so sick of America we want to move? Has anyone really ever thought about this?
I'm actually only halfway joking... what country in the world truly offers the
best quality of life for the most people?