Bad table manners
Sand, damn you sand!
Hovering about me while I'm trying to do research, do my job, or am otherwise engaged in something important.
Usage of the word swag, or the wearing of things one deems as "swag". Invention of new words to look cool instead of just using the old words. Such swag wearers do not like me referring to their "swag" as pieces of flair. Blegh, I've used the word four times and I feel dirty.
Rocks getting stuck in my tires and popcorn shell pieces getting stuck in my teeth.
Customers who think they are always right.
People who talk during movies.
People who text or talk on their phone at the theater, btw there will come a day when you are doing this and I'm at my whits end and that phone will end up someplace very uncomfortable.
People who text while driving or waste peoples time in line at the checkout talking on the phone.
Hell cell phones, yeah...fuck cell phones.
The declining presence of pay phones.
Dogs that will not stop barking.
Wires that refuse to stay put while I solder them.
Improperly set up pool tables.
Last but not least, "The Alabama Repeater"