Pie of the Sky

[BritNi]

Funny, I just end up thirsty.

Sly.

So Sly.

Lol

 

[BritNi]

How about pizza as thick as a bible? But thickened with cheese.

Omg.

Ok. Sounds amazing.

 

[sassafras]

Omg.

Ok. Sounds amazing.

The Book of Cheese will be literally the Book of Cheese.

And look what good ol' google found

I'm going to therapy tomorrow! lol

 

[mintoots]

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The Book of Cheese will be literally the Book of Cheese.

And look what good ol' google found

I'm going to therapy tomorrow! lol

I like this book! I will obsess about Pizza Dough making. Hahahha

 

[Deleted member 16771]

Steak, steak, steak!

Damn, Hos hasn't showed up yet... I think he's otherwise preoccupied.

I'm here!

Hell friggin yes...

Me when I see a steak

Oh I like your appetite. Dinner is served!

 

[BritNi]

My life has been one lie after another until I found this place.
The only truth: Pizza.

I'm starting to see the light.

 

[BritNi]

The Book of Cheese will be literally the Book of Cheese.

And look what good ol' google found

I'm going to therapy tomorrow! lol

Yeah! When I open up my own practice, I'm going to keep copies of this on hand.
Anytime a client walks through my door, I will have them sit, listen to them speak for five minutes, and then hand them this book.
Then I will ask them to leave and charge them $100.00
=)

 

[sassafras]

Yeah! When I open up my own practice, I'm going to keep copies of this on hand.
Anytime a client walks through my door, I will have them sit, listen to them speak for five minutes, and then hand them this book.
Then I will ask them to leave and charge them $100.00
=)

What kind of monster...

If you made me read that book and then made me pay $100 and leave without giving me a slice of pizza, I’d need therapy from your therapy.

 

[Sayuchito]

What if all of us in the next incarnation will be one big piece of pizza?

I wanna be a pepperoni one lol

 

[ThomasJ79]

I get that. But that's a whole other conversation: God/God. I dunno.

Nothing is blasphemy if you have no God.

Is pizza the god of this cult? I'm so confused.

@ThomasJ79 we need answers.

...well, I do.

The god is merely only present in the pizza, which is the Holy Doughs.

 

[ThomasJ79]

I want to make my own pizza. Literally knead dough and put yoghurt in it and punch it and keep it high in the air.....

Is this blasphemy?

No, many of our mystics opt for a personal pan pizza.

 

[BritNi]

The god is merely only present in the pizza, which is the Holy Doughs.

So, we eat the god.
Lovely.

 

[ThomasJ79]

So, we eat the god.
Lovely.

It is like Jesus Christ, only Cheesus Crust.

 

[ThomasJ79]

I'm so disappointed that I can't order a pizza for breakfast.

 

[BritNi]

I'm so disappointed that I can't order a pizza for breakfast.

Right?
People are in too much hurry in the mornings to wait an additional hour for breakfast.

It sounds like a good business plan though.
Like, order at night for morning delivery.

Breakfast pizza included, of course.


Is Taco Bell delivering these days? I thought I heard something like that. They have breakfast stuff.

Pizza Hut should learn a thing or two. Lol.

 

[sassafras]

How can you guys all think of eating such big meals first thing in the morning for breakfast?

 

[ThomasJ79]

How can you guys all think of eating such big meals first thing in the morning for breakfast?

just breaking a fast sass....just breaking a fast.

 

[ThomasJ79]

I actually haven't eaten anything yet today. I am doing a big lunch with a friend. Probably not pizza, but I have time to repent before Sunday.

 

[Ifur]

All hail pizza, the giver of food for body and soul, slices unevenly uncountable.
The great pizza and his missionary slices for wholesome food.
Give thanks to the knowledge of the high chefs and their infinite pizza.
So say we all, please pass the herbs, spices and drink.
Amen!

Edit: was so close to a proposal for a religious prayer for this new religion that I had to fix it.

 

[Ifur]

All hail pizza, the giver of nurishment, body and soul.
Slices unevenly uncountable, the great pizza and his missionary slices of wholesome food.
Give thanks to the knowledge of the high chefs and their infinite pizza.
So say we all, please pass the herbs, spices and drink.
Ahmen!

In this religion, practitioners should perhaps say this prayer as they slice the pizza.

@ThomasJ79 can I be recognised as a disciple or prophet?

The Gospel of the slice is rather short, but it is a start for a great religion with ceremonies that have class.