Secrets of the one above

[say what]

[MENTION=1669]pics[/MENTION] is actually a famous psychologist who is studying the social mechanics of INFJs on internet forums. She has several well-known psychological thriller novels based on her time in the FBI as a criminal profiler. She's chosen a new life, studying us, because she's house bound - as she's being stalked by the one serial killer that got away...and is now obsessed with her....


(I'm pretty sure I've seen this film...)

 

[Shaqie]

[MENTION=10252]say what[/MENTION] actually has way more cats than you could possibly imagine a human being could take care of. They are so much, that it is considered that around 0.8% of the world's population of cats is allocated in her apartment.

 

[just me]

[MENTION=5750]Shaqie[/MENTION] has come in contact with his first snowflake. He cannot get this out of his head. He dreams about it, makes pictures regarding it, and somehow drew a circle around it one day just for the fun of it. Now he is a millionaire artist and people gather in multitudes to see his ingenious art.

 

[Barnabas]

Just me is a INFJ account run by four to maybe six people as an experiment if different people can be perceived as a single individual despite the intentional lack of moderation. Thus the monicker "Just me"

Edit: thanks to an update from an unknown source, all four to six people of the composite Just me can be described as humble individuals.

 

[Tin Man]

Barnabas killed The Doctor and stole his identity. He now wanders through space and time, trying to pick up women with the line "The Doctor is in".

He has been unsuccessful so far.

 

[say what]

[MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION] 's true identity..

 

[Eventhorizon]

Born without doubt or humiliation. @sat whats goal has always been to find the elusive panda cat squirrel that once caught is said to give you one of ten wishes. Having infiltrated the deepest layers of governments, she pretends to visit the infjs forum for personal reasons when really she is pumping members for information. She invented waterboarding and sold the idea to the US government.

 

[La Sagna]

[MENTION=8603]Eventhorizon[/MENTION] is really a cloistered nun who has taken a vow of silence but miraculously has access to the internet so instead of doing her daily prayers she posts on this forum in between viewing pornographic videos and watching YouTube videos of people doing crazy stunts...oh and watching funny cat videos of course (everybody does that).

 

[TinyBubbles]

[MENTION=9809]La Sagna[/MENTION] is actually a giant sentient lasagna that was created when a mad scientist's DNA fused with his meal, much like what happened in the movie "the fly". She enjoys her new found sentience and has no plans to go back to being a regular lasagna.

 

[Stu]

Last May [MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] won six million pounds sterling from an illegal lottery and she had been laundering the money through a bitcoin scheme that involved Ukrainian hackers that went awry resulting in street demonstrations and the deposing of the Ukrainian President. She lost it all but has now become the defacto head of an east European Zombie Computer network which she is using to destroy the reputation of her former boyfriend who was the one who convinced her to use bitcoin.