Edit: In advance. I missed this bit:
Disclaimer: Please don't take this test too seriously. This test is for entertainment purposes. Expect to be insulted.
Not that I took it seriously after I got results. I just liked disproving it, because I can.
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While doing the test I kept thinking: Hey, this is N. This is P. This is F. This is T. Etc etc
I don't think I'll ever be able to do a regular MBTI test again without noticing it.
Crackpot
People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate that people have for you.
I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet - purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.
How about this - "stubborn?" Hmm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds... you're just plain strange.
This bullshit is simply wrong.
This description seems like an underdeveloped INTJ. Luckily I'm not
I feel bad for claiming that it's wrong, because how could I disagree with something 'honest'?
I'll break the parts down to explain how I relate to the description.
People hate you. Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate that people have for you.
This is rather opposite. I've always been too nice. I was a pushover. I was nice and kind. I am extremely ambitious in making sure that no one dislikes me. I'm kinda good at it.
I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
Yes, I can be arrogant. Simply because I know I have a lot to learn. Acknowledging your own weakness makes one superior. Hence I could be seen as arrogant. Because I know and try to improve my weaknesses.
In my teens I wasn't arrogant at all. But then I found out I was smart and intelligent. I put some arrogance in the mix, because I was sick and tired of being the nice guy. It's actually working really well. Maybe it's not arrogance, but rather confidence. I used to have neither.
That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person.
Correct. I take that as a compliment. I'm not going to cry over negative judgements about me. I'll read them, consider them and either apply them or counter them. In this case I'm countering them, because I disagree.
You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
The best in the world is sharing abstract theories with other people. My theories have low validity to me if I haven't tested them with others. My own perspective might be flawed.
Also I really can't go a day without social interaction. It makes me feel extremely lonely.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and you're not that great with relationships as it is.
Yes and yes. Nah, my low self-esteem has always been the turnoff. Since a year I've actually inflated my ego a bit and acquired some confidence with kissing and dating as result.
You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet - purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway
I'll never be a magnet. Simply because I don't desire that. I desire love. I have three goals in my life. Girlfriend > Wife > Children. The rest is added bonus.
The biggest danger to my goals is too much love that I forget about the rest of the world. I want to shower her in love. To remind her everyday. To be spontaneous. Never to let it become a routine.
QED?
I used the sizable sentence as attention grab. You probably thought I was going to rage about it like an immature kid. But I really wanted you to read my post, because I'm awesome and I want you to read about me *flex*