The Minimal Facts for the Resurrection of Christ.

1) Jesus died by crucifixion.
I have no intention of challenging this. However, I would like to see a death certificate, by a licensed doctor. My suspicion of course, is that he didn't really die on the cross, as all of the texts suggest, but that perhaps they took him down, assumed he was dead, put him into a tomb and then he woke up three days later and crawled out of his tomb.

I also have my suspicions about a "virgin birth." And healing lepers and blind men.

These days we have televangelists "healing people" on TV and collecting million$ in donations and they need a private Lear jet so they can fly around and "do God's work."

I'm also suspicious about feeding 5,000 people with two fish and a loaf of bread. And then having a bunch of leftovers. My suspicion here is that people brought food with them. They knew he was coming, and was going to preach, and they came prepared.
 
Yes, it was too extreme.

I will not do that again,

in the face of it I just cannot accept sometimes that people think things about me and others that are not true but I can accept that I should not be so extreme even if I disagree. People can think what they want, I could be wrong they could be wrong but I should not do bad behaviors. I am sorry about this an all else.
Okay sweetie, you may have to go home, put on your suit of armor, and then come back and join the battle.

All of which I find somewhat hilarious.

Okay, just a little bit hilarious - I have to be polite, here.
 
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