The Poo Thread

Howdy Ho!

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Lately my poop has been like uniform ping pong balls in size and shape. And I've been pooping like 4 times a day. I don't know what this means.
 
^ Thank you very much for that. If we could rate individual posts I would give that 5 stars.
Time to send it to all my friends.

THE POOP BOX HAS ARRIVED


I'm actually going to try that out right now.








I'm not kidding.
 
update: So I used a chair instead of the "poop box". The results were similar I guess. Not much squeezing was required, and the TP was pretty much clean afterwards. I will continue using this method for a while to see if it improves my overall wellbeing.

That youtube user is pretty great btw. Here's another one of his related videos.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu5CZJUeaok&NR=1&feature=fvwp&fmt=18"]YouTube - Poopin' 1.0: The Big Red Poop![/ame]
 
niffer said:
^ Thank you very much for that. If we could rate individual posts I would give that 5 stars.
Time to send it to all my friends.

THE POOP BOX HAS ARRIVED


I'm actually going to try that out right now.








I'm not kidding.
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I know, hes awesome. I have poop box myself. :m171:
 
Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past
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Several articles indicate that the subject immediately passes out after ingesting the gas then regains a magical/hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness.
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The high has been described by subjects as a feeling of "being out of it" and talking to dead people.
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So I'd wager a few bucks on saying that nobody in Collier County has ever done coke.
 
[MENTION=3998]niffer[/MENTION] you may just be my soul mate.
 
These days all my poo has been like type 1 here.

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I'm temporarily going vegan (not solely for this purpose).

I need to eat more vegetables.
 
So last night, I drank my "regularity" tea, and today released about 3 lbs of excrement. The smell was like an amplified combination of body odor, month-old bacteria-infested dirty laundry, and despair. That just goes to show how toxic the contents of my bowel system were. I think going vegan for a while is the only correct decision to make, for if I were to continue in my lately oddly carnivorous ways, it would result in colon cancer.

In other news, I donated blood today. I can rest assured that the heart of whomever is to receive my blood will be pumping that which is safe and reasonably free of waste.
 
One of life's greatest passions? Really? Do you still feel that way when you are horribly constipated?

Well, remember I said this the next time in the future when you feel like you have a brick inside of you that needs to but wont come out.
 
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